Thursday, December 4, 2008

Anti-Gun Activists...

So, you wanna ban guns. Now? Well, why your at it, why don't we ban knives. Or, how about we ban fists. That's kind of hard to do. We'll just take everyone's fingers off so they can't make a fist to hit someone and take their things.

We'll just ban knives so that we can't cut our steaks.

We'll just ban guns so that the people who use them correctly and civilly and who make a living off of animal meat can't do so anymore.

Yeah, come on everyone.

If you want to stop gun violence, there should be laws strictly prohibiting the sale of weapons to those who have criminal records of robbery, beatings, rape, etc. That way, those slimy bastards can't get their hands on a weapon that goes boom.

Or, they could ban guns and knives. That'd be interesting. I know by getting a knife wound, you have a way better chance of surviving, but what if you are stabbed in your femoral artery? Or how about right in your heart? Or what if you're stabbed by a group of knife wielding criminals?

[Doing a paper on gun laws, had to get this out.]

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